
Laws & Decrees

Every game, the court votes on new laws and decrees. Previous laws and decrees are listed below with their current status. Updates from the last game are highlighted.
Laws are decisions that directly affect all Fae in Faewyrd.
Decrees are decisions that only affect the Fae Court.
Laws
Season One
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No fae is allowed to order an assassination on any elf parties or parades.
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Mortals cannot be left to their own devices and any civilization in the mortal realm requires the active participation of the fae to ensure fae sovereignty in the Faewyrd.
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No fae can remain imprisoned within objects or other constructs without the consent of the subject fae.
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Changelings are not considered "fae"and are not subject to laws specific to fae.
Decrees
Season One
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Firebrand, fae of torches, is branded a traitor most foul and all able-bodied fae are to apprehend or destroy him at any cost.
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Dandelyon, fae of weeds, was pardoned of the heinous crime of being a poor host (ie: attacking guests at his estate) due to the fact that the accusers, Madj, fae of festivities and Dreg, fae of lost things, were attempting to summon a Wild Hunt that would have destroyed the fae in a cataclysmic apocalyptic event.
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Madj was guilty of bullying Masquerade, fae of masks, and in penance was required to serve the Faewyrd with free beverages for a year and a day.
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Firebrand is to be granted asylum in a realm provided by the fae courts.
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The realm of Gerald’s, fae of distraction, was appointed to house Firebrand. Firebrand is to be moved there, by his own accord or by force.
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UPDATE: it has been discovered that captured Firebrand was Jeeves, fae of butlers, in disguise. Firebrand remains at large.
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Madj has been given executive powers to enforce a “martial law” and the title Supreme Commander Madj.
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A goblin servant at court was granted the title “Giona the Gioblin” and given permission to vote at court.
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The court has agreed to name themselves "First Court".
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Due to the coordinated attack by "Court of Finery" through the use of the Soldiers of Iron against the fae realm of Aurum (fae of transactions's realm), the now "First Court" demands servants, material goods, and gifts as recompense.
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Mushy, fae of mycelium, was guilty of treason. In penance, Mushy is required to sober from the drug sugar dust and research its effects.
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Due to ongoing attempts to overthrow the court, the First Court has declared war against the Court of Finery.
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The First Court shall maniuplate Ko'larda, the mortal land of the First Court, to fight the Court of Finery:
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Dùch, fae of ink and parchment, to inspire education, build schools and enforce propaganda (increase loyalty).
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Inspire pride in their nation, encouraging sovereignty (increase loyalty).
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Build a signature weapon of war "jaws of death" with the help of Svillek, Fae of teeth.
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Romanticize the "simple life" with the help of Adore, fae of love letters (to weaken the power of the court of finery).
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Convince the Ko'lardan rulers to reject the offer of vassalage, due to it being a profoundly unfair and dishonest transaction by Evern, fae of transactions.
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Jeeves, fae of butlers, has become the indentured servant of the First Court.
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Addendum 1: Jeeves cannot be ordered to do something that would negatively impact the First Court or its members.
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Addendum 2: Jeeves shall serves all members of the court equally.
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Addendum 3: Jeeves must finish the first task given before starting on the next.
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The court has chosen Ko'larda's national anthem and flag.
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Anthem: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.
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Flag:
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Ko'larda shall craft small and mobile ships, mounted with cannons, as their primary combat style.
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Ko'larda shall grow poisoned crops on the island to entice raiders to pillage and consume at their peril, which were burned away by Sol, fae of sun and fire, and replaced with healthy crops by Mushy, fae of mycelium, and Aisley, fae of illness. Rumour says the new crops give visions to those who eat them.
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Meyra the Ancient, fae of dust, has been granted ownership of the Fel-Druid artifact for research purposes.
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The First Court shall manipulate Ko'larda to focus on the following priorities:
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Mine iron assist in the creation of weapons and salt to improve the taste of local cuisine
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Increase taxes going towards weapons and shipyards to bolster the naval fleets
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Prioritize school buildings to increase loyalty and propaganda among the population
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Ko'larda shall host a party on neutral ground for mortal royals and nobles of Ko'larda and Trenodour, the rival mortal settlement, to facilitate love matches between the nations.
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Party shall be hosted on Eros Island
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Evern, fae of transactions, shall provide a list of Trenodour nobles
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Magic letters, created by Keylene, fae of keys, shall ensure authentication of guests
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A jail boat will be created to place those who attempt to sneak in
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Schools shall develop and teach criteria on matchmaking to train matchmakers for the party
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Security shall check the "authenticity" of any items to ensure no weapons arrive
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Following the desires of the court, Jeeves has created five agents who remain under the oversight of the court:
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Todd: truly stupid, fearful, easily distracted, poor eyesight, bad equipment, sloppy work, and persuadable [missing]
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Splur Windermere: quality work, excellent equipment, and stubborn
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Whitherbee: quick trigger, quick healing, and fearsome
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Nimblebeans: small, stealthy, smart, keen eyes, and quick
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Bellhead: noisy, slow, strong, large, reckless, malicious, and tardy
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The court has crafted Eros Island, inspiring love among all the mortals who visit
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Arwen, fae of Forests, has created bountiful food forests through Ko'larda to provide food to the poor of Ko'larda, given they gift proper compost to the Cult of the Harvest shrine located in each forest.
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Jessica, a mortal-mask of Duch, fae of ink and paper, sacrificed herself to the Harvest Goddess, uniting the Ko'larda people. Jessica is now remembered as the "Patron Saint of Science" by those faithful to the Cult of the Harvest. This has birthed Franklyn, the fae of science.
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Duch, fae of ink and paper, and Celeste, fae of cosmos, have provided regional charts, revealing the location of Trenodour
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Sol, Keylene, and Celeste shall track the one Fel-Druid and six Trenodour soldiers who fled the battle
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The court has voted to allow Nimblebeans to investigate the mysterious cats
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Nimblebeans discovered that the cats were created by a Hag - a changling made by Thym, fae of despair. The fae court decided that the Hag and their cat-creations shall remain in the realm of Arwen, fae of forests.
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The court has voted for Mushy to become Unseelie
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Theatres have been created within Ko'larda to host plays about Jessica, sky ships, and love between Ko'larda and Trenodour.
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Arwen, fae of forests, has allowed the mortals to use the lumber mills previously controlled by the Hag to gather wood.
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Upon discovering that Evren, fae of transactions, has been intentionally sending sugar dust to the realm of Caerwyn, fae of contracts, the First Court voted that Sang, fae of blood and torture, shall enact Evren's punishment
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After the Court of Finery murdered Ko'larda officials, the First Court has decided that four Ko'larda adult mortals shall be selected to become new officials, based upon their: kindness, intelligence, amicability, discretion, grand potential, talent, justness, conviction, and intention.
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Ser, fae of angels, will send prophetic vision to predict their success in the role
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Tannix, fae of colours, will view their true colours to see their traits
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Capri, fae of paths, will set their paths to fulfill their role
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First Court also agreed to replaces several Trenodour teenagers with changelings to raise into leaders of the country.
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First Court shall get their revenge by subjecting the Court of Finery to "death by 1000 paper cuts", or more specifically:
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Franklyn, fae of science, will rust their finery through oxidation
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Saorise, fae of divination, will plague them with self-fulfilling prophecies
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Adore, fae of love letters, will ensure their letters will not be delivered to the right person
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Tabatha, fae of tea, will ensure all their tea is cold
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Mushy, fae of mycelium, will blight their crops and rot their wooden finery
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Lepi, fae of bugs, will conjure moths in their clothes, flies in their soups, and spiders in their showers
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Capri, fae of paths, will ensure they only take wrong turns in travel and shipping
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Echo, fae of sound, will force tinnitus upon them and ensure sounds always sound wrong
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Gohne, fae of absence, will ensure their socks and favourite cutlery go missing
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Arwen, fae of forests, will trip them with roots and ensure trees never provide them shade, as well as give them splinters every time they touch wood and curse their fruit trees to no longer bear fruit
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Ser, fae of angels, will escalate their guilt and insecurity to knowing they are immortal
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Buttercup, fae of little joys, will ensure they stub their toes
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Thym, fae of despair, will enact fatal workplace accidents
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Tannix, fae of colours, will inflict colour blindness
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Meyra, fae of dust, will give them allergies to dust
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Duch, fae of ink and paper, will give paper cuts and plague them with typos, blurred prints, stains, and broken quills
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Cirb, fae of self-mastery, will enhance the will of confidence of nuisances to the Court of Finery and Trenodour, including rebels, punks, and ascetic philosophers.
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Thalassa, fae of the deep, will wet their socks until they get trenchfoot
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The First Court will focus on revitalizing the farms and forests, as well as promote poetry, prose through self-mastery, sacrifice, and love letters
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Teeth will now be traded between mortal lovers as signs of their love